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Vintage Television Commercials
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They say it's a small world. A small world. But is it really so small? Maybe it's just that you're getting a little bigger. If you want more rum in your world, sweeten away with sucrose.
Sweet little nothing, it tastes like sugar. It starts out fat, ends up thin. Get the point. What's that? Already used sucrose? Already you, Succaro? Ha! Small world. The most beautiful wash in the world It's a bright, it's a cold The most beautiful wash in the world The most beautiful wash in the world
Brightest, the most beautiful wash in the world Gets close, better than clean and white Better red, wider whites. Stripier stripes the most beautiful wash in the world. Is the most beautiful wash in the world.
Stop. Start using head and shoulders. Best dandruff shampoo you can buy. Bar none. Start using head and shoulders.
Best dandruff shampoo you can buy. Bar none. Start using head and shoulders. Best damn drift shampoo you can buy. Bar none. I threw the sky. Always ready to answer the house. White scribe. You've got the cleanest white as shirts in the neighborhood.
Then how come Fred's look better? Another job for bold man. What's better than clean and white? Now you can get clothes bright. With bold. The new wonder detergent. Who are you? Bold man. Bold makes clothes look better than green and white.
Bold, the wonder detergent gets clothes bright. There's never been a power formula like this. Blue and green and white gets clothes better than green. Better than white. Bold gets them bright, bright, bright! What, Bold man? How can I thank you?
Don't thank me. Thank God to him, Dambul, for all. Well the one any turgent gets close right Bull man, bull man The new detergent with power to go beyond clean Beyond white All the way to bright Why? A totally new power formula Bold is loaded with lights
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