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The Scaremaker (trailer)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · October 29, 2026 · 2 min · 224 words

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Is it better to have a life? Scared. Is defined as something sudden, ugly and terrifying. Fright is the result of being scared out of your mind. Meet the scare maker. The scavenger hunt was the biggest college weekend of the year.

An event that would lead from parties to graveyards. It was just another way to kill time. Who is it? I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it. I'm a... I'm Teddy Radcliffe, Captain of the Basketball Team.

Hi, I'm Don Forenson. And I couldn't care less. Then one night they took all the dickie out into the woods. Dickie came back. His mind just kind of stayed out there. Where is it? How are ya?

But something terrible happened. A dead man came home. Daredy McVey, who the hell is this? Dickey Kavanaugh, you bastard, you're locked away.

The scaremaker will take you places you've never been. Janie? He will watch the life run out of you. Janie, you're the one I want to go over right now. I don't want to be here.

His corpse is sickening cold. It's too late when your heart races and pounds and you feel your blood rushing through your veins Never has terra been so real until you met the scare maker Rated R under 17 not admitted without parent

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