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Grindhouse Drive-In (trailer)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1968 · 111 min · 8,579 words

The transcript of “Grindhouse Drive-In (trailer)”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts from 1968. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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It's Refreshment Time folks! Taste that beats the others cold!

At sea forest and on! Taste that beats the others cold! At sea forest and on! Refresh me time! Team Rex, would you believe a movie audience guide presented as a public service by this theater's management to help you select your motion picture entertainment?

Well, that's what it is. And we urge you to learn these rating symbols. And use them as a guide for you and your family. Gee means suggested for general audiences, all ages. M. Suggested for mature audiences, parental discretion advised.

R. Restricted. Persons under 16 not admitted unless accompanied by parent or adult guardian. X. Persons under 16 will not be admitted. This seal in advertising indicates that the film was approved under the motion picture code of self-regulation.

Did you finish high school? Up above goal. I want 97 kilos already rolled. I want to wash in a bathtub above goal. Quick, look, if it's someone who can draw. I learned to draw at home in my spare time.

Stupid noise music. Weirdos are all alike. I don't have any quarrel with you, mister. I'm going to kill you, you little faggot country Joe and the fish. The Dark Guns The Watch on Run The Ministatle

Kershaw The Libby Kid Wild Bill Hickock Mat Bill Marshall McLuhan I've had more Johnson Weird eyes Ruben Steinaz Dearest children of the 20th century, do you still take such

Pleasures as your ancestor? America is a beautiful. In America, between the wine and the caviar, comes a hearty meal of madness. Joseph E. Levine presents an abco-embacy film from the director of Goodbye Columbus. Very pierce the sporting club.

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