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Scream 2 (trailer, 1997)

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Last night during a sneak preview of the new movie's stab. Starting again, Randy. This has nothing to do with us. Randy, a guy in a ghost mass hacked up two people in the mood theater telling our life story.

Hi, Gail Weathers, author of The Woodsboro Murders. Do you think the killer will strike again? We have no evidence that this is a serial killer. It's a classic case of life imitating art, imitating life.

Are you suggesting that someone's trying to make a real life sequel? Do you think someone's trying to duplicate Woodsboro? It looks like it. Think you have a copycat on your hands, Jane. Hello? What do you want?

Please are everywhere. There is some freak-dot cycle trying to follow in Billy Loomis' footsteps. You probably already know. The way I see it, someone's at the make-a-see. So it's our job to observe the rules of the scene.

Then we'll go. The body count has always been... Two. Death scenes are always much more alive. I just want to sit here and wait and see who drops next. I'm not interrupting anything, am I?

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