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Lust for a Vampire (trailer, 1971)
Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1971 · 2 min · 171 words
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If the very thought of vampires makes your flesh creep, we call them the un-a-deadest. They're vampires. If you think all vampires are ugly creatures of the night, then you're in for a shattering surprise. Ooh, this fresh, warm blood into a body of thy making.
Welcome to the most exclusive finishing school in Europe, where the quest for knowledge continues long into the night. You see, I have studied your magic. I know the Black Art, and I want only to know more and more.
Here, the masters are quick to recognize an outstanding pupil. The Kanchtine died 1710, 120 years ago. And you know who the portrait was of Mirkala? It was you. To the finishing school, where they really do finish you.
I spent the whole of last night going through Giles's researches. And believe me, they are powerful evidence. Evidence? Of what? That you are a vampire.
You say that, and tell me you love me. Prove to me that you're not. Love me. to serve you
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