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Chastity (radio spot)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1969 · 150 words

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Why would you ask me what it feels like to be a flea- What's wrong with chastity? My name is chastity. I picked it out myself, but not for any reason you think. Names don't matter much anyhow. Even with any other name I'd still be a bummer, a loser, and a cop out here triking down some stupid road to nowhere.

I got no papa, no mama, no money, no future. The past I'd rather forget. So, I just stand here wearing a tired smile and a tight sweater, waiting for some guy to give me a lift.

Men? Sure, I use them. Like a gambler uses money. Wanna give me a ride? I'm going wherever you're going. Pick her up if you dare. See, share as chastity. A different kind of girl. Chastity.

A different kind of motion picture. Chastity in color from American International is rated R.

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