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Games Girls Play (trailer)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · October 27, 2026 · 2 min · 196 words

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Hello there. I'm Bunny. Just wait till you see my caper. She's a female never greater. Now don't forget, the winner's gotta get her man in bed and she's got to score. There were three girls involved in this massive international sex plot or whatever it was.

Call the White House, get the State Department! It all began when Bunny and a few of her friends decided to take off their inhibitions and take on the top brass of the diplomatic world. Isn't that your foggess square? Won't the statue of Nelson be coming up?

Oh yes, oh how right you are. Oh yes. My idea pretty soon, Chum. I shall be too tired to care. Now, put me to Washington, please. Please. The chief and put this through on the private line as soon as you've got him.

If you were here, sir, you could see that I am heavily in fact. Ooh. Washington's going wild. There's panic and paking. Moscow's in a mess. Why? It's an international sex plot. Very important. I've got to get...

I'm Bunny. And I know you can hardly wait to see my caybird. Look, gosh, it's on the bay.

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