Holiday Safety (PSA, 1970s)

Goodness you bought that ladder. Oh kidding. Thanks for studying me a few times there. Well, I want this to be a safe holiday season. Oh, is that what you kept moving my ornaments? No, you had them out of the kids' reach.

You just put them in the crumbiest places. Oh, yeah. Well, as long as Jenny can't eat the pretty ones, or John, can't play ball with the glass balls. Remember last year when Jenny was chewing in that wooden candy cane ornaments?

Yeah. We had to take anything that even looked like food off the tree. It was nice of the well-sons to bring us in care. How about the way Ted showed me to open that bottle?

Why are you smiling? I remember when popping corks and spraying bubbly was part of every on corking. Well, I'm learning. Just like I've learned to keep extension cords out of the kid's way. Right. That's another thing Jenny can't chew on this year.

Or pull or trip over. Now everything safely arranged for tomorrow morning. I can hardly wait to see their faces.