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Grindhouse Trailers
Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · October 27, 2026 · 65 min · 4,841 words
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See for yourself. accompanied by parent or adult guardian.
X persons under 16 will not be admitted. This seal in advertising indicates that the film was approved under the motion picture code of self-regulation. Here 2011 it was their perfect world, but there was no room for heroes.
Haven't brought in. There was no room for freedom. And now it was time to run. One. One. One. One. Jerk's car. The Last Chase. And it. Thousand feet. Ultimate Hero. Driving the last car on Earth.
In a fight for survival. Majors. Chris Make-Piece. And Burgess Meredith as Williams. One ninety. Last Chase.
Following in the footsteps of such great crime fighters as Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson. Charlie Chan.
of such great crime fighters as Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, Charlie Chan, her Q Quaro, the Lone Ranger and Tonto. We now proudly present Benson and Kerwin. What can I do for you? You two are going to handle this case together.
Yeah, he's here. He's here. I just spent ten years on homicide to be mauled by some old queen. What you'll live is a gay couple. Mr. Macho meets his mismatch. Ryan O'Neill is Benson. 100% all mailed.
Top hero cop. John Hurt is not. Partners. We were your age when we moved in. John and I. Could have waited a little while before you threw our first orgy. Listen, we're not going to get anywhere with this faggot.
Why don't we just cut our losses right now, sir? Don't be a sexist. Go back, hold us in and get the job done. What are you doing? Are we on a case for a shopping expedition?
I'm behind with the laundry. And stop, ironing my damn underwear. Guys don't iron other guys' clothes. I'll get a load of weed beer over here. I must be the only cop in the world that's got a partner to the crime.
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