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Vintage Toy Commercial
Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 58 min · 5,797 words
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From all of us at D-Remember, thanks for watching. projection booth, my ticket window, and think, be the first in your neighborhood to own and
operate a REMCO, moving in drive-in theater. Only 598 is your favorite toy store. Remember, every boy wants a REMCO toy. I'm so... Up in the sky. Is it a plane? Yes, sir, kids. A real flying Superman that can be yours. Looks just like Superman himself. He's made of tough blue plastic and has a bright red cape that
It fits on his shoulders. With your flying Superman, you get a powerful launcher to send him sky high, zooming through space just like Superman does in his adventures. Now you'll wanna be one of the first to have your own flying Superman, so listen carefully, because here's all you do to get yours.
Send one box stop from Kellogg's Cornflakes, and just 10 cents. That's one box stop and just 10 cents to Flying Superman, Box 330, Battle Creek, Michigan. Or use the handy order blank right on the Kellogg's Cornflakes package.
Get your flying Superman from Kellogg's now! He just stuck up the back! He's headed for deadwood! You'll never get away with this slippery Sam! Marshall Bob is riding blades, the fabulous new galloping horse from a tail.
Seeing his legs actually move just like a real horse. There's no other riding horse anywhere that gallops like blades. Now watch this! When you bounce on Blaze, he rops along like a Trisky coat. He gallops when you rock back and forth on it, but he's so safe you just can't tumble.
Blaze is the safest, strongest horse mate. For free. This is the end of the line. Almost got away, Marshall. It's worth an enlightened fast horse, yours. Wherever it's your cue. You can get my tail, Blaze. Wherever toys are sold.
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