Monster Drive-In Intermission Shorts

Meet today's women, liberated, beautiful, and ready for action. They're the young nurses and they're growing up fast. It's a candy striper's job to make the patients stay in the hospital more pleasant. This is not what we mean by pleasant.

It was pleasant, wasn't it? Stepping out of the conventional, these young nurses have plenty of experience. Their brand of sexual therapy makes the patients feel better, fast. Young lives, young loves, the young nurses. Dr. Crud is right about one thing.

We are a fast-rogging young surgeon. It used to be nice until you said, hey baby, let's go down to the bar hot. And you forgot to tell me that piñata you picked up was full of Peruvian cocaine.

The young nurses. Join them. All you need is a private grill. At a hearty welcome to our drive-in theatre. We have a wonderful evening's entertainment lined up for you,

one that will provide several hours of pleasurable relaxation and diversion for you and your family. Did your favorite dress up for tonight's show? No tie, an old shirt and slacks, a house dress? How stress?

Well, don't give it a thought. We're glad you came as you are. We just want you to enjoy yourselves. Don't forget to visit our refreshment center during the intermission or any time. You love the tasty area of snacks we have to offer.

So are the youngsters. Everything is quality and... Mmm, so good. We hope you'll make this a weekly visit. Bring the family. Bring your friends. There are always wonderful new pictures to see. Delightful snacks to nibble.

A gay pleasant evening for all. Oh, a word of caution. Don't drive over 10 miles an hour in the theater area for your safety's sake. And mom more, pop, go with the kids when they leave the car.