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Satan

Song · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1991 · 2 min · 162 words

The transcript of “Satan”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts from 1991. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The world is not the same. It is not the same. It is the same. It is the same. Five major aid symptoms. Find out if you have them. Paralysis of the hands.

Why should I give money to an aid charity? They're far more deserving ones. Hardening of the heart. They go. They deserve everything they get. Understanding deficiency. If they were straight like me, they wouldn't have called in the first place.

Turning back, syndrome. It's not my problem that they've got AIDS, so why should I care? Putting the boot in complex. I says to him now, he says why and I says because he's got AIDS.

Yeah! Ha ha ha! For London Lighthouse is a place where people with AIDS are cared for. Ringo7172 1200 to make a donation. You part of yourself? I can't stand the front of you in here.

I've had it! Are you probably dumb or what? Do you even realize? I'm here! Go!

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