Every Which Way But Loose (trailer)

You want to do something this evening? Of course, well, not this evening. It's raining now. I want to get out now. How about taking in a new movie? Okay. What do you have in mind?

Hey, babe. What do you think a Clint Eastwood? Oh, I think of him a lot. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. His squirrels ribbit on Peter's squirrel. Can you imagine Clint Eastwood punching out a wise guy?

Or laying out a bunch of guys who get out of line? Of course I can. Can you picture him falling hard for a sweet young thing who's got her eye on him? Oh, sure, it's easy.

How about him fighting for mine? Well, maybe I guess so. Can you see him allowing a woman to beat up on him? Oh, now you're putting me on. In my thoughts you always with me.

Well, what do you think of Clint Eastwood confiding his deepest, darkest secrets to an orangutan? I come to share in my feelings with a woman. My stomach just turns to royal gelatin. Well, what do you think now?

Now you're really kidding me. It's no joke. It's Eastwood like you've never seen before. In a new film called, Every which way or lose, you turn me. Every which way or lose. Inside the fire's burning me.

In my mind, you just keep turning me. There can't be too many guys driving around this valley with an ape. Every which way or lose. Maybe there's no excuse. Me, you like to fight? Well, I used to. Better than anyone.

Well, almost to. Inside the fires burning me, In my mind you just keep turning me. Stop that, you bad boot. No respect, no privacy. Every which way for you. Every which way you look there's action, adventure, and fun.