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Crossplot (trailer)

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Meet Roger Moore. Honors, good humor, clean living. What do you think about English weather, Miss Bouguet? It always seems to be raining, Mr. Pan! A young man who mines his own business. How could such a pleasant, easy-going chap get involved in a cross-plop?

The poor fellow means well, but everywhere he goes, up to chaos. You can undermine a fair-sized country with a couple of world-placed rides. The plot is the cross-plotter. St. Lee Rogers.

Treacherous Martha Hire. Friendly Alexis Caners. Shy, retiring, cloudy lawns, hungry for love, and fried chicken. Better have a good night's sleep. Can I help? What could she possibly do for you that I couldn't do that?

He's a real go-getter. Morning? So much for something. He has to stop a murder, and someone has to stop him from stopping it. He's a man with a death-ment flair for disaster.

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