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Wheaties Cereal (commercial)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · October 25, 2026 · 1 min · 352 words

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Yulee Numbar joins McMillan and wife Sunday at 9, 8 Central and Mountain. Maybe you sort of tired of eating the same old thing day after day. Maybe you'd like to try something different, something delicious, something with a marvelous flavor that just knocks the spots off any other cereal you've ever tried.

Now if that's the case, why don't you ask your mother to let you have a big bowl of crack plate, crunchy, golden brown, cretease flakes tomorrow morning. Ask your mother to let you have a cereal you'll really like to taste of.

Ask her for the big husky cereal for white awake fellows and girls who not only start things but who see them through. Your mother will be mighty glad to let you have sweeties too. For most any fellows or girls mother wants to see them eat a big bowl of a nourishing whole free cereal every morning.

And your mother probably knows too that authorities now recognize that sweeties supply the very same amount of heat producing of heat-producing units, you need to help keep your body warm these cold winter days as a cooked cereal dust. So you can be sure she'll be glad to let you have all the sweeties you

want to eat this winter if you ask her for them. Remind your mother to always look for the famous seal of acceptance of the Committee on Food, of the American Medical Association, whenever she buys sweeties. That seal means much to her. It tells her that sweeties are a pure product honestly advertised. And another thing, remind your mother that lots of

grocers are featuring Wheaties and bananas now. Ask her to get some of each next time she goes to the store. Try that delicious breakfast combination tomorrow morning. You say it well. I'm free to die, we did.

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