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Willard (trailer, 1971)
Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1971 · 2 min · 143 words
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This is Willard, and these are his friends, Ben and Socrates. I'm gonna have a big surprise tomorrow. Willard takes good care of them. That's not your pocket! That's not your pocket! And they will do anything for Willard.
Walter, please, Walter, that's something outside the door. Oh my God, look at the rats! Mr. Martin, I have a number of things to tell you. First, you stole the business from my father. And second, it killed my mother.
She died this morning, Willard, in 942. And third, you're trying to ruin me. You hold up my sales department, or even my shipping department. One more time. Shout out, Willard. You... you made me hate myself.
Well, I like myself. You know my life has changed now. Two things did it. One was a friend I had named Socrates. And you. Now Zen.
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