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Dr. Evil (spot)

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On stage, in person. That crazy mixed up Dr. Reebel and his tears of the unknown. On stage grab girls right out of the audience. Make from the theater. Anything can happen and it usually does.

If you're a sissy stay at home. We can't advertise what happens when the lights go out. But, wow! You'll have nightmares for a week. A real dead body is given away to some lucky person.

Also in person, the mummy and King Kong, famous Hollywood girl are real and alive. Plus on the screen, two horrific motion pictures.

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