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American Graffiti (trailer, 1973)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1973 · 2 min · 258 words

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You and 62. Grab that special one and jump into your candy-colored custom or your screaming machine, cruise downtown, and catch American graffiti. American graffiti! It's a movie! And you dig it, get it, get it!

Go back in time! Where were you in 62? Is that you and that beautiful car? Geez! What a waste of machinery! One, two, three, a clock, four o'clock, rock. Five, six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock, rock.

Five, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, rock. We're going to rock. Around, ten o'clock, ten, night. What did you say? Someone wants me. Someone roaming the streets. Wants me. And I bet you're sorry enough to get us some brew.

A ballpoint pen, a pint of old harper. Can you get an ID from Lincoln? Not a elastic car. You'll have to get it before. Well I also, I forgot the car. We're finally getting out of this turkey camp.

You just can't stay 17 forever. If you're tired of going to the day you were somebody hanging around, I'm up for bread. What a boyfriend, he pounced you. What's wrong? Go to hell. Get your booger news out, baby.

A wolf man is everywhere. You know Toby Morris? We killed him last night. Excuse me, I think we've had an accident. Well, I won't report you this time, but next time just watch it, will ya?

I can dig it. It's one of those great old movies about romance, racing and rock and roll. Oh, American Defeating. American Defeating. Where were you in Sixty-Tune?

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