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Doctor Who (TV theme)

Song · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1963 · 2 min · 228 words

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Take a flight on the wild side with the tortoises of flying. Oriental style. They travel the flying feet to come to killer. High flying tortoises with a man in every port. The sky's the limit with these cockpit chutes.

They're your passports of fun and wild excitement. Hey, don't you want to stay in much control? Break the sex barrier with the tortoises of. This is them. Fly me. I won flight. You won't want to miss.

Fly. Who the fuck is Zoro? In times of tyranny, always comes one to right the wrong and wrong the unrightly. Such a one was Zoro. It's an all new, all new, lewd and lascivious Zoro.

Its entertainment ventures master work of adult exposition, the erotic adventures of Zora. Here is a Zora with balls. What will you do next? Next, I am getting laid. Brandishing his long quick rapier, he wrought carnage and rapture.

Those who dared come up against him got stuck. The time had come for someone to take things in hand. finds out his sabers bent. That someone was Zorro, fencing and yensing his way right up your heart.

What happened? Darryl? How do you know I was Zorro? Look at my behind. Sex, Lamanko dancing, perversion, horseback right, torture, lesbians, sword fighting, naked girls, Entertainment. All in the audacious, outrageous, the erotic adventures of Zorro.

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