Vampira (trailer, 1974)

Let me, we met. Who are you? I am Count Dracula. Don't pay attention to me. So you're over the limit.

Don't be careful, sir. I think I'll find a very interesting center for this month, sir, yes? Oh, you're right. They are magnificent. Did you ever see pretty evanes? What's this? They're coming up here to photograph the most biteable play made of the month.

It's to me, to me. Come along. Let you keep the blood bank in the red. I'll cross my fingers. I'd rather you didn't. Welcome to the park! Back in Transylvania, they found a drink that's new.

Oh yeah? If someone wants to drink your healthy drink, yeah! How do you? They don't have the movies, or call it stuff like that. But when you wanna have a bar, you're changing to a bat.

This is what I call a party! Yes! You're here! Hello there. Who are you? I'm Countess, then Pila. Angela, I've been looking for you all day, where are you? I'm a big old house somewhere, I don't know where, but then I'll...

Stop! Angela! That is, I can't drag him, as he really was. Who is? It's just the shock of them going inside. Neats are very neat. Thank you, my troubles. You know, that look of horror when they realize it's really me.

I'm so excited. I didn't know you were one of us. You soon will be. Charming address. Say hi, dance.

You could really be a groovy old dude.