Spaceship (trailer, 1982)

Space Breaks! Welcome to the spaceship Birdico! Whose five-year mission is to seek out new life! Have it baptized! Teach it table manners! And find a creature who doesn't have to phone home! A Starfleet Commander, Jay Jameson, will give you a first-hand look at what Space Adventure is all about!

Never a moment's rest! You'll be getting plenty of help from First Mate Brusinski! Seven people! Eight, fourteen, seven, three and a third. Thirty, six, five, seven... I've enjoyed him. I'm a rental officer, Annie McEew.

Woo! Hey, nice buy. Ship stock to stock. He's stock Raven Man. I need this organism. They'll have to call it the stock organism. It was John who did discover the organism. You're gonna call it the John organism?

And Captain Chef John. If you really wanna get your rockets off, I have to go to the bathroom. but I don't know if I'm a boy or a girl! Take a ride on the only rocket rippin' spaceship in the universe!

AHHHHHHHHHHH Nooo! Find out what nine out of ten alien creatures want for it! Dessert! I'll want to eat your face. We don't want this piece of snot onboard our spaceship. It could just be so yummy.

With your face. In my tummy This creature means no harm Oh! Goodbye! In spaceship everyone can hear you scream! Spaceship! Boy, what-