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Caged Heat (trailer)

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Prison as a place of punishment. Caged heat. Enter the female jungle of women's prison USA. A seething hell of steel and stone where bodies behind bars ache with hunger for a man. Any man. Where caged passions ignite in carnal confinement and explode into violence.

We have a violent sorority here. We're very strong ways of dealing with it. You're in a house of desperate women here. And a long, long way from home. You can't do this to me! Caged feet! It must explode!

I can get it, Satan! I'll knock you pretty little piece of fire on your third. You're gonna get a picket from your asshole. I'm pretty good at this shit. Come on, man. You find rules of comfort to suck.

Getting in was easy. Getting out of here, Belle. It's crazy, honey. What's yours?

Bernice! Two choices, Bernice. Do what we say starting now, or say goodbye to the world. I'll take it first. Crazed by Colonel, can fight. Gribbed by prison pigs. Toured by penal passions. Women without men in the cruelest bondage of all.

If you could get in, they'd let you do anything. Caged heat, heat, braided. White lightning is back. The non-stop it.

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