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UFO Spook Show (trailer)

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13 Amen, Amen, Amen, Ooh, Artuary of 18 living nightmare. Her colocum of Hollywood presents for the first time on stage the fourth dimension. Can it be true that any volunteer will be decapitated with a meat cleaver?

See it. Hear it and actually feel it. It's unbelievable but true. 13, 14, 15 knives will be driven through the head of any unsuspecting person. If there is anyone left after the rotting thing from Planet 13 creeps over the audience seeking spray, human blood.

The town for the monsters, skeletons and other creatures flying above you, running after you to rip your flesh apart. The Master of Horror has more delicate eyes. Lady Gudevo on a white horse, drifting in mid-air.

For those who will embarrass easily, blindfolds will be furnished free with peeking hold at all. In case you pass out during this triple horror science mystery show, that's tough. Hahahaha! Pleasant Nightmares, friend! Raiders, introducing their latest album!

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