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Classic TV Commercials

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1977 · 28 min · 3,668 words

The transcript of “Classic TV Commercials”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts from 1977. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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My baloney has a first name, it's always my baloney has a second name, it's an A-Y-E-R. Oh I love to read it every day, if you would be a little G and A. Oscar Meyer, their first name in Valona.

How's that? What's behind the brand of hot dogs you buy? You know you're getting solid value with Oscar Meyer, and quality trusted for generations. There's holes of meat protein from solid cuts of meat. The only meat Oscar Meyer uses.

US government perspective. Oscar Meyer selected. Oscar Meyer weiners of beef franks and handy twin packs. The flavors as good as the good meat itself. Oscar Meyer, America's number one. Here is the corn mover. And there's nothing more gratifying to a corn lover than to know that her mother is giving her delicious Del Monte family style corn.

More people use than any other corn like it. This is a special strain developed to be sweet and tender. And when a corn lover is eating Del Monte corn, she probably doesn't need to hear me talking about how good it is, right?

Well, I'm just going to go into the living room and talk about corn to the sofa. That's stupid. Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't. Mounds don't. I'm in joys got wheels up, chocolate, cold and muddy munching at you too My mom's got deep, dumb chocolate and chili coconut Sometimes you feel like a knight

Sometimes you don't, my mom's don't Because, sometimes you feel like a knight Sometimes you don't Danny sounds like he backs to them, he invented a thermo chemical energy source A scientific wonder becomes a nightmare I want to walk it around With enough explosives to turn the city into a pancake A power that could mark the beginning of the end

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