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The President's Analyst (radio spot, 1967)

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John, you seem upset. I am. I saw Sidney Schafer today from the first time since graduation from medical school. Wasn't he the one voted most likely to need an analyst himself? Yes, and now can you believe it?

He's the president's analyst. The president's analyst. That's not all. He plays in a hippie band, makes love to the world's most beautiful women. Gavorts with spies, lives in a mini bus, flies in a phone booth, meets snow white coming through the rye.

Why can't I do these things? But you can darling, all you have to do is spend 90 minutes with James Coburn as the President's analyst. And John, you'll have all the excitement and adventure you've ever dreamed of.

Honey, you've got such insight. You should be an analyst yourself. Aha. See James Coburn in The President Analyst. The motion picture dedicated to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happenings. From Paramount Pictures in Panavision and Color.

Now playing at theaters and drive-ins all over the boss, Angel.

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