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A juicier apple is a better tasting apple. And a juicier, better tasting papa is a toast and pop-up. Because toast and pop-ups are the ones with a juicier fruit filling. So whether you're having a little breakfast or a big breakfast.

Improved toast and pop-ups go over big with a whole family. Get toast and pop-ups, the ones with a juicier fruit filling. Now improved and juicier than ever from general foods. Here's a better way to put words on paper.

A remarkable electric typewriter. The IBM Selectric. This is what makes it different. An ingenious printing element that works faster than the eye can see. Watch it in action. Now in slow motion. As it turns, tilts.

The IBM Selectric is versatile too. From many different snap-on, snap-off elements, you can select the best type style for the job and be ready to type again in second the IBM Selectric a typewriter is so different only the alphabet remains the same.

All land the wonderful Kingdom where just a penny more buys two you're playing a game of course I am the famous Rexall one-sense sale game look the regular price of Rexall's hundred tablet bottle of buffered aspirin is 98 cents but during Rexall's one-sense Then sale, all you do is add a penny, and you get two bottles for only 99 cents.

Fantastic! Mm-hmm. Same thing with the hundred tablet bottle of Ricksaw Panobite vitamins. Regular price, 298. Now two for just 299. And the regular 98 cent bottle of Cara Nome hand lotion. Now two for only 99 cents.

It's a wonderful game. It's the economy game. Better start playing it yourself. Save, save, save. At the Ricksaw, one cents sale. It starts tomorrow. but only at the store with this sign. They say it's a small world.

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