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The Happy Hooker Goes Hollywood (trailer)
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They're back again, Exaveera Hollander and her girls. They're looking sexier. Have you slept with anyone interesting since coming to Hollywood? You mean, besides you.
Exaveera Hollander's new movie, Happy Hooker Goes Hollywood. I want this book to be a block for the movies. Damn it. Give me the rights to this book. You get me this girl. Get me a Xaviera Hollander.
How do you make movies? You make movies with money. They don't have to drag me out of here. They just like have to. Money comes easy to the girls of Xaviera Hollander. Well, tonight will be the most memorable night of your life.
Come and get your fancy musty. Don't say a word, my love. From Yara, just come. They're more beautiful than ever. Someone get some champagne. We're all gonna make them move it. Starring Martin Bezwick, Adam West, Phil Silvers, Richard Deacon, Army Archer.
Excellvio Hollander's Happy Hooker Goes Hollywood. She's coming to a theater near you.
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