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Dating Courtesy (PSA)

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A girl is right to assume her date will perform little acts of courtesy which are his privilege. If you are smart, you will allow him to open doors and hold chairs. Don't barge on a head like a baby elephant. You'll get attention alright but it won't be favorable.

It is correct to pause and let him know you expect him to act like a gentleman. He'll love it and think you're a lady and in return it will flatter his masculine ego. That was a good taste tip for you now.

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