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Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers (trailer, 1988)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1988 · 2 min · 146 words

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When you work in Hollywood you learn fast that there's just two kinds of girls in a town like this Sweet shy innocent ones, you know the ones you want to take home tomorrow The ones you just want to take home Sometimes they like to play a little rough, but then these aren't your average girls.

And this isn't your average move. If you haven't figured out by now there's something for everybody. Well, almost.

Almost. Accra-sanctioned. Romance. And... A cast of thousands. It's Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers. These girls charge an arm and a leg. I think it's time somebody cut you down to size, Jack. You never considered...

I'm going to enjoy splattering you. You. Hostile. Very hostile. That a great set. Yeah, I know. I know. Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers. It's a comedy that will lead you in pieces. You're scared out of your...

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