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You Only Live Twice (radio spot)

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I, above an extinct Japanese volcano, four heavily armored black helicopters spin through the sky in a dance of death. Their target, one man in a flying arsenal that fits in two alligator suitcases. The odds? Four to one!

They haven't got a chance. Now, Sean Connery is James Bond in Ian Fleming's You only live twice. Sean Connery, James Bond, 007. You only live twice. And Albert R. Broccoli, Harry Saltman presentation, in Panavision Technicolor, from United Artists, a Trans-America Company.

You only live twice. And twice. Is the only way to live.

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