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Chiquita Bananas (commercial)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · October 19, 2026 · 1 min · 98 words

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Hello amigo. I'm Chiquita Banana and I've come to say, bananas have to ripen in a certain way. And when they're flicked with brown and have a golden hue, bananas taste the best and all the best for you.

You can put them in a salad. You can put them in a pie. Anyway, you want to eat them. It's impossible to beat them. But bananas like the climate of the very, very tropical equator.

So you should never put bananas in the refrigerator. See, that's a little bit short. You take them home? Oh, Swiss was short.

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