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Pitches & Promos
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I'm gasoline was not one but two great DuPont anti-isers can get this thing started think what it'll do in your car
I'm with you here is cigarette? Oh I don't know they all taste sort of flat about now oh and it's time you change to cool no you're a seagull it's not tasting cool enough till you come up to cool Magic vices change, refreshing all day through Feel extra coolness in your throat As cool comes through for you
Perfect! You're not smoking cool All the way up to cool cool filter kings with the pure white filter Only cool guarantees you the extra coolness you'll feel in your throat Tension! To be... The greatest soul in Spirey I never want to present my walrus to my wee There would be nothing left
All good meat Rich and complete meat protein My only season to bring out all the good meat flavor Everyone would be in love with me Next week you handled just the refreshments, Freddy The name's done Just as done, Private Eye A friend of mine had talked me into playing football for the afternoon
We were just getting settled, then Get your covered private eye, throw on your gun! I forgot to bring it, ha ha! You what? Here, quick, throw these at them! My six-packs of Libby's peach pair and apricot nectors? Are you mad?
I'm afraid that shoots this picnic. Libby's orange juice, boy, it's got a kick! Here's Libby's tomato juice, easy open. And with these small cans, you get a fresh save in every time. Maybe you'll throw us some more!
But again, we're almost out! Not to worry. Send a dozen six packs of Libby's juices. And in the woods. Well, there are a lot of trees around here. Pine, mostly, I think. Just the right touch.
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