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Sex Bomb (trailer, 1989)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1989 · 1 min · 119 words

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And you are the invited death. Oh no, he not working his sex magic on me tonight. I got too much writing on this screenplay to let myself get distracted. I'm not in the f***ing mood, Candy!

Candy was right about you. What did you say? You don't deserve to live. No, I mean, what did you say about Candy? I said Candy's a great lay. What? That's right. I screwed your wife and what's more she wants me to kill you.

But I said no I can't take a human life. What I didn't realize is you're not human. You're more like some kind of slug that excretes movies like a slime trail. Are you okay? Mr. Fairday.

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