70's Commercials

You know what's poppin'? Do it in CRABBL! The bubblegum's that! HUH! And you're mine! Where's the bubble? That comes later! When you put it in your mouth, it starts to pop! Those tiny little pieces don't flip any parts!

It's poppin', that's literally floppin'. Mmm, and a great bubblegum flavor! So where's the bubble? I can pop it without the bubble! You're incredible popping bubblegum! It pops inside your mouth! Hi, friends! See how I make fruity pebbles in my fruity pebbles factory?

Fruitylicious! As soon as Fred makes them I eat them fruitylicious. Here comes more fruity pebbles, Bonnie. Ooh, I can't resist fruity flavor. What's so funny? Funny! What? You're eating up the fruity pebbles as fast as we make them.

But Fred, post fruity pebbles cereals, part of a balanced breakfast. Bonnie, if fruitylicious is why you have a pebble fruity, doo! Not a long time ago. A very extraordinary ice was invented. It was cold and cherry and very magical.

Because when you pour water on it, it fizzed and grew into a soft drink. So thick and cold you had to eat it with a spoon. And like nothing the world has ever known before when you ate it.

Wild and wonderful things ran up and down in and out. and all over inside you. And that's why today, in honor of that very extraordinary experience, we call this soft drink. You eat with a spoon, kills and frills.

I got this Tweety Bird glass at Hardee's. I love it. Because he's so cute. I like Bugs Bunny because... he's tricky. That's so messed up! Or 49 cents at participating parties, you can now buy a big soft drink and a cartoon glass that's yours to take home.