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ABC Fall Preview

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1969 · 26 min · 1,747 words

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Good old or restable Doc Welpy. Kindly country physician. Tell me, Doc, do you still accept chickens for your fee instead of cash? I won't trade installs with you, Scotty. It would be like Julie with a non-armed man.

Robert Young. Take on and associate. Do you even, Kylie? Rude, you can just go too sure of himself. Neither one of us has a choice, do we? You've got to have help, and I can't pass up $9,600.

$100. James Brolin, the traditional family physician and a young doctor from the now generation joined forces in a mutual learning experience. Excuse me. There's an exercise done with the Knuckles doctors known as Knocking. Wait a minute. You're going out in my car at two o'clock in the morning?

Congratulations. Examine the drama of today's world. In Marcus Welby, MD. Three comedies sparked Thursday night on ABC, starting with the ghost in Mrs. Muir. You are the most aggravating, arrogant, outrageous... Fabulous, fascinating. Martha, call the plumber right away.

Tell him we need him to come and fix the seal in the bathtub. That girl. I want that girl. Oh, deciding. I feel like a princess. Like it. I love it. Bewitched. Ben? Who says we can't have everything?

The ghost and Mrs. Mure. That girl. And Bewitched. Thursday night on ABC. We'll meet a galaxy of stars, and every night we'll light up with starshine. Star-Shy. Stars are getting together in our place, in September.

We'd like you to meet them. Big glass of carrot juice. No, I'm sorry, sir, but I'm afraid you've had enough. Ferbs is the first visual aid! You'll get to know the new people.

World, none of us is going anywhere! How does that grab you? The calendar. That'll be easy. It's the year one.

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