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Petticoat Junction (theme, 1963)
Song · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1963 · 1 min · 95 words
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Well what is it, dammit? We put you here, we'll keep you here until you die. So would you? That's it. So would you? Fine. But the mud bath is too good. It's better than warm.
Captains. Strip naked. What about her? I have special plans for this one. to submit to the ultimate experiment. If we keep it under control, we won't have any more failures. Hellhole. When you're taken here, everything is taken from you.
Body and mind. Be glad you're only watching it and not living. Hellhole. Pray they don't succeed. Hellhole.
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