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Smithfield Bar-B-Que (spot)

Song · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1966 · 1 min · 142 words

The transcript of “Smithfield Bar-B-Que (spot)”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts from 1966. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Now this is the bus mighty Yes, the peers to be rather crowded today You think I'll cry for you and me?

So vote for Chicken Man for Police Commissioner and to his victory we will sing The Pabos G.E.E. Thank you, thank you. Now I'd like to introduce some of our fellow travelers. No, aren't. Oh, hi Commissioner. Gee, what are you doing squeezed under that seat?

Hello, winged warrior. It certainly will swell up you to join us. No, aren't. Let me up this instant. Oh, who's the girl commissioner? Anyone I know? Oh, help us, someone help us. Wow! So the commissioner has made at least a bus token appearance for Chicken Man's campaign.

Will he be able to transfer before Election Day? One thing for sure. He must not talk to Chicken Man while the campaign is in...

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