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Uptown Saturday Night
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Zunobius! Man, you got to be crazy. We ain't got that kind of money. Well, will we ever... Now come on, man, I feel like cutting loose. Once you go in, you don't never want to come out. It's the helpless place in the world.
Look, man, you only live once. Now what'd you say, homeboy? Uptown Saturday night is where a couple of nice guys find their piece of the pie, but have to go through Gucci Dan, Silky Slim, Leggy Peggy, Sharpie Washington, and Madam Zunobius to get it.
Aah! Let's suckers go to get us killed. Mr. Jackson, you behave yourself here. Uptown Saturday night, starting Sydney Poitier, Bill Cosby, and Harry Belafonte, a first-artist presentation from Warner Brothers, rated PG. Man, I know this much fun since I was in reform too.
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