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Asylum (trailer, 1972)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1972 · 1 min · 182 words

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So scary, we dare you to see the monsters crash the pajama part. The first movie ever filmed in Hollywood's latest miracle. Fantastic horror vision. You'll be petrified as fiendish movie monsters actually become alive. Then crash right out of the screen, run into the audience, and carry screaming girls from their seats, right back into the picture,

become part of the movie. Never to be seen alive again. They might chew. We warn you, this is not 3D. The movie monsters actually become real flesh and blood. See what happens when the pajama party girls meet the mad doctors girl craved monsters.

One thousand and one exciting scenes on screen and right in the audience alive. All in the world's weirdest movie, the monsters crash the pajama party in horror vision and cover. But golly, it's a safe, safe, safe to a surfer It's a way, way, way to the colonel It's a grand gimnet to a smoker

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