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What's puzzling you, Applebird? One of those quizzes. And it says here, uh, what are these men famous for? Sidney Porter, Samuel Clemens, Charles Dutchess. Well, they're all great authors. Well, how come I never heard of them?

You would if they printed their pen names. They're O'Henry, Mark Twain, and Lewis Carroll. Well, I'll be. Those names are famous, everybody knows, huh? Like everybody knows, Iker Hawking. The most famous name in glass.

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