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One Million Years BC (trailer, 1966)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1966 · 3 min · 233 words

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years BC, erupts on the screen with volcanic excitement. One million years BC, when the earth parted and the mountains fell. Primitive man and monstrous beasts fought each other to inherit the earth. Not since time began as the primitive scene been captured to the screen with such imaginative realism. To behold man one million years BC.

I've seen the fabulous Raquel Welch, the sensational star discovery of this or any other year in one million years BC. See her as low on the fair one, who deserted her tribe and risked her life to follow Tumac of the rock people.

John Richardson has Tumac, as big and strong as the beasts he fought for surviving. New Pong Lee the Wild One, whom no man could resist. See the fascinating strange and fearful creatures who roamed and ruled the earth a million years BC.

The Brontosaurus are moving mountain of flesh and bone. The Terabactin are flying reptile with giant teeth. The flesh-eating Allosaurus. The Triceratops are horned dinosaur in battle with the Sabeet's Sederatusaurus. You will share the unending thrills and excitement of a world of primitive wonders, a primeval terror and savagery.

You will indeed live in another world, in another time as the centuries fall back to reveal the Earth one million years. Be safe. Introducing the fabulous Raquel Welch as Loana the Fair One. John Richardson as To My.

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