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King Frat (trailer)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1979 · 3 min · 250 words

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Relax at the junction WOW! Lots of curves you bet For when you get to the junction Pennycoat, junction There's a little hotel called the shady rest at the junction Pennycoat, junction It is run by King come and be heard against at the junction Pennycoat, junction And that's a buchoe, even moving time is slow at the junction.

Pericor Junction! Fortune two has been accepted at this college.

Then you recognize this house. But if you never heard of Yellestream College, then wipe the dog mess off your shoes, and come inside the house that's the pits of higher education. And the home of Pi Kappa Delta.

But wait! Before we go inside, there's something we've got to get straight. You tell him, Grozell. You know what all these things are? These are all the scenes we can't show you. Why? The question is a G-rated trailer.

That's why. And the only way you are going to see these scenes is to come to this near the one King's biggest player. King, what makes this picture so wanty? It's so offensive. You know, they have control.

Well, there's his first annual win contest. Our contestants wrote prime, then we're ready to go. Points will be a war on the basis of law. You never seen or heard anything like it before. Well, this is too bad we can't let you see it and hear it right now.

And there's this emergency room emergency where the pie caps prove along.

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