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Celebrity TV Commercials

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And you have a really violent side to you. He's going to get nasty. Hard. As long as there are products out there to sell, there will be TV commercials to sell them.

And there's no better way to make a commercial than by having a celebrity in front of the camera. Whether it was the ingenuity of the advertisers by using well-known stars like O.J. Simpson promoting the new 1969 Chevy Nova, heavy nova, Marilyn Monroe for Union Oil, or a young Ronald Reagan for Borac soap,

or just pure luck by a casting director when choosing unknown actors like Dustin Hoffman, Susan Sarandon, or Lily Tomlin, known or unknown, celebrities do help sell the product. Hit Celebrity TV commercials is chock full of stars selling whatever product would help pay the rent, from forgotten celebrities to then undiscovered stars the infamous and legendary icons of yesteryear, they're all here and they're all selling something.

The great little leader and star of our gang comedies, Frankie McFarland. Rob Spanky arrived the one and only Speedo bike. The perfect bike for the here's good news. Now is your chance to own one of these Speedo bikes absolutely free. Through the courtesy of this theater and the sponsor of the program several Speedo bikes will be given away to the boys and girls who attend this theater.

It's all very simple. Nothing much to do or get. Have your parents and friends help you be a winner of one of these swell speed-o-bites. What's for the dates when speed-o-bites will be given away and see the display in the theater lobby for further details?

Who will be the lucky winners? Take jobs on the edges of show business. Mr. First Car of the moment. I call it Cynthia. He's going to have the best pair of car ever had. Put Royal Triton in Cynthia's little tummy.

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