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Jocks (trailer)
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Today's college athletes aren't just interested in scoring, winning or kicking the other team's butt. Hell no, they've got more important things on their minds. Hey, you know you're cute but you're not my type. They're dedicated to driving their team.
I want to win their faculty. And their coach. Hiya coach. Out of their minds. And if we both win, I'm yours for the night. Alright you guys, I want you up and out of here! We got about to know!
Jocks! The comedy that proves champions aren't born. Sir, my boys are not pansies. They're made. I just love your facts. Yeah! You don't ain't go nowhere! Christopher Lee, Richard Round Dream, R.G. Armstrong, Scott Strader, Mariska Hargate, and Perry Lang.
Jax, always showing off what they've got. I want to show you something about real. For Huddah! Oh my god! What? What? Jax, get it, Jax.
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