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Silly Putty (commercial)

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Well there. You know, I've been all around this wonderful world of ours, and in all of this world, nothing else is silly putty. What is silly putty? Well, it's a real solid liquid. If you put it so, it'll go forever, like taffy.

But if you give it a sharp tug, it'll break like a biscuit. Now when you make silly putty round and drop it, it'll bounce higher than a rubber ball. And here's something else you can do with silly putty.

Flatten it, press the picture in your newspaper, lift it, stretch it this way, and that, and you'll get something that's really funny. Always put your silly putty back in its egg or it will run slowly away.

You can buy a silly putty for one dollar, wherever toys are sold. Remember, nothing else is...

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