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Moonshine County Express (trailer)
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Drive in high and wild. Here comes the moonshine County Express. Three sisters inherit a hundred barrels of bootleg. You know what that means? He sure did make good shine. Honey that ain't shine. That's real prohibition bootleg.
That means, gentlemen, that we got competition. I am the best firecracker driver in this whole state. I have a job to do, you know. They put Jack Starkey in jail. I'm gonna find out who did it, and I'm gonna take care of him legal.
That's a problem. Well, if you don't, we'll take care of it a hammer way. And that's a promise. Nothing can stop the women of the Moonshine County Express from keeping what's theirs. I know what you got.
I won't. I was fight-starchy. I'm not responsible for enforcing the law around here. That's right. Right. Cars and girls. Hot pants and no guts. Good old JB Johnson. High powered cars and hundred proof women.
Ready? All hell breaks loose. Running shine across the county line. The Maimon board, the moonshine county express, for the ride of your life.
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