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Solid Gold Countdown (radio promo)

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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. My name is Jack Jay Pousie. I'll be with you for the next 30 minutes as we live memories. Solid gold rock and roll. 30 minutes till showtime as we make memories.

Now, we'll put you at this evening. Just at a showtime. Special interviews with Mr. Lucius Fangstein, who is the producer of a very special program coming very soon to the stage. you very soon to this drive-in theatre. He produced a knight in the grave consisting of three of the most spine-tingling features, corpse grinders, undertaker in his pelts and the embalmer. Wow,

he'll be telling us all about it. He'll be our special guest via tape recording of course. So stick around, relive the swing 50s and 60s, golden old style, now till show time. Incidentally our snack bar is open right now. Until then, let's go with the golden oldies.

Let's turn back the clock and let's go with Windaleo! Solid rock and roll on the Wax Museum. Ah yes, Ray Sharp, Linda Lou from the Wax Museum.

Solid Gold. We are here in quite a bit more solid gold before the pre-show is finished. I do mind you once again our snack bars open right now, great evening of great entertainment on the big screen just ahead of you.

And coming up in seconds, one of the big screen fairs, and that big screen right up there on that big, whatever it is. Anyway, we mentioned there's a special program coming to this drive in very, very soon.

Here's a little more information soon, and in a few minutes we'll be talking to the producer of the program. Let's listen, huh? A new dimension in shock like spending a night in the grave. Three of the most macabre experiences ever put on film.

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