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Big Trouble (trailer, 1986)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1986 · 1 min · 320 words

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What do you get when you cross Peter for can Alan Argan? Big trouble Leonard Hoffman was in insurance five those papers for a long he made a little salary at a little job And came home every night to a little house and the little woman And Leonard had problems through this all night long

$14,000 a year multiply that by three that's forty two thousand dollars a year tuition They want $200,000 to send three kids to you before you get. Then one day he met an unusual couple. I got to sell these Chinese to the hotel sheriff.

So they don't speak English but they're lovely people? They had a big idea. He's gonna die in a week? He wants me to kill. Well, that's you to kill him? Make a lot of money Leonard.

It's mine. I have some to count. Oh, you're not. There was a big change in that apartment. Now he's in a big scheme. This is double on them that he killed her. He pays five million dollars.

Sure. Perhaps the fall off a train he had killed. A big sweat. I didn't even hear a make-it so. Oh, I did. It was kind of like a... Stop it! Do you have any idea what the odds are of someone dying by falling off a train?

Approximately a billion to one. No, given me. A big mess. You're all under arrest. He's not in insurance anymore. He's in the same thing that brought you the in-laws back again. Peter Faulk, Alan Arkin, Beverly DeAngelo, Charles Durning, Valerie Kerr, in big trouble.

Who can function in this house? I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

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