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Death Ship (trailer)
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In the last ten years over eighty modern ships have disappeared without a trace. The death ship is one of the terrifying secrets of the death ship. Once there was a glamorous movie star who did the most marvellous things.
A little girl named Shirley Temple. She had a pony to play with drove her own car. She was so beautiful, ideal as made a doll that looks just like her, a Shirley Temple doll. Same dimples, same golden curls you can really shampoo.
And when you kiss her, her skin feels almost real. Your Shirley Temple doll comes all dressed up and just loves to have tea parties, with her very own Shirley Temple tea set. Wouldn't you like to have a Shirley Temple doll?
You can. You can. She's waiting for you at your favorite toy store, along with the Shirley Temple tea set, with Shirley Temple's picture or monogram on every piece. Wow! Doody everybody! And here's Bob Smith!
Well, thanks, Huddie. And I want everybody to meet a real good friend of ours, Colgate Dental Cream. And brushing your teeth right after eating with Colgate Dental Cream stops toot the K-Best. better than any other home method of oral hygiene.
Say, do you want to see a movie, Hadi? It's about a happy tooth. And there he is, Hadi, walking down the road. And here's that bad Mr. D.K. sneaking out from behind a tree. Uh-oh.
Oh, Mr. Smith, he's trying to catch our happy tooth. Oh, run, happy tooth, run. Don't let the K catch ya. A fork in the road. Which way will he go? Oh, he took the cold gauge way, Mr. Smith.
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