The Nutty Professor (trailer, 1963)

of the woman who lives forever, who walks with the dead. We're just about ready, Jennifer. You might be ready, Julius, but if I were you, I'd think about it. We don't care if you blab about the beginning of this picture, nor do we care if you give away the ending, but we do care if you reveal the middle.

In fact, Jerry Lewis urges you to see this picture from the beginning on penalty of losing your popcorn privileges. One thing we will tell you is that Jerry plays the part of an eccentric chemistry professor who invents the greatest new drink since Dracula discovered the Bloody Mary.

One sip and he turns into... Ah, that would be telling. And even those who know aren't telling. Professor? Professor!

Professor! Keep the mind on the chemistry.